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this is the most pretentious possible Tarzan poster |
Watched: 04/10/2023
Format: HBOmax
Viewing: First
Director: Hugh Hudson
I can only imagine what the pitch meeting was for this movie, and I can totally see how it happened.
In 1981, Hugh Hudson had directed Chariots of Fire, a movie that was a smash hit about pasty British guys running foot races and worrying about religion. Like, you couldn't escape the movie, which I watched on TV once when I was sick as a kid and immediately erased from my memory. But it was a big @#$%ing deal when adults went to the cinema.
I'm sure it's great. But it was an unlikely hit, and won Best Picture. Career made for somebody.
So when the director of the footrace movie comes to you and says "we're gonna do Tarzan. But now it's a prestige costume drama about how Tarzan is, in fact, a very sad ape man. He is not a super-human living among men, continually pursued by hot women and fighting weird alien threats and large animals. Instead, he's a kind of skinny French guy who does stuff you've seen apes do at the zoo. But, you know, it's quite sad" I guess you trust and give that guy a sack of cash to give it a go.