Before typing up anything, I had to re-read
NathanC's take and
Gerry's comments on
Tomorrowland (2015). Both are parents, both have an affinity for the Disney Parks that I get, but I am not in the same league. I'd highly recommend you guys read their posts as Nathan and Gerry cover both the Disney aspect and other aspects of the context of the film in a way I'm just not going to.
Frankly, this movie is a mess - something that explained itself immediately when I saw the name Damon Lindelof appear in the credits as soon as the movie ended. But it was the beginning of the movie, the clunky framing device of George Clooney's Frank Walker talking at the screen and being unable to decide where to start the story, where I felt my hackles first rise. The conceit feels like an in-joke, like the creators couldn't figure out how to start their movie, and made their indecision part of the film.
From there on, I'd argue we have two or three completely different scripts competing for screentime, something I felt to be true of Lindelof's
Prometheus script as well. Is this a straightforward sci-fi thriller where we have a Chosen-One who has to outrun the baddies until the mystery of their special-ness is explained and they fulfill the prophecy? Is it a talky sci-fi film exploring deeper ideals? Are the characters wacky 2D stand-ins or three-dimensional people with motivations?