Here's the thing about leaving Hawaii.
All the departing flights start departing at something like 9:00 PM. This actually makes sense when you realize that they're flying you to the West Coast-ish over night. So, we took off from the Maui airport at 10:30 PM, and with the time change, landed at about 7:00 AM in Phoenix.
I'm lying. I think it was 7:00. I was out of my mind and had no idea what time it was. But, boy, did being back at Sky Harbor remind me how much Sky Harbor sucks.
The point is, we checked out of our hotel at 10:00 AM and had half-a-day to kill in Maui before being on an aeroplane over the sea.
Since we'd survived the winding, one-lane road of Jamie's Island Adventure earlier in the week, suddenly the oft-whispered "Road to Hana" didn't seem like such a big deal as that road has two whole lanes in many parts. Plus, Jamie wanted to go chasing waterfalls.*
So, Jamie took the wheel and we were off to Hana.
People just sort of stop and park and take photos. Doesn't really matter if it makes sense or if its safe. Here's us doing same.
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Jamie wonders where our common sense went in the face of all this majestic jungleness |
The roads are windy and curvy, and it's hard to explain because I wasn't going to take any pictures while Jamie drove as they'd all just look like masses of green with some sky popping up once in a while, but it's a big ol' Jurassic Park-type area full of bamboo, all sorts of plant life, gigantic trees and a million ways to kill you.
Over the years I'd sort of noticed this micro-trend of people dying while hiking around in Hawaii, such as the guy started the COPS television show. Now that I've been to Hawaii, yeah, this place has sheer, sudden surprise drop-offs and slots of slippery edges. That anyone survived here before gravel is a @#$%ing miracle.