So.
How do you make a Bond-knock-off better? You cast a homunculus of an action star who the audience will adore. I am, of course, speaking of Tom Cruise in all four
Mission Impossible movies, but that's not what we watched this weekend.
Saturday night Doug was here, and that meant he came with media fit to seer the brain. In our case, it was the 1981 spy thriller
For Your Height Only, starring internationally renowned superstar, Weng Weng.
For years The Alamo Drafthouse has shown clips of this film as part of their pre-show, enough so that I knew exactly what this movie was when it started. And, frankly, if they don't show some of this before
SkyFall, I'll be shocked.
I've now watched this movie, and I could not tell you what it was about. Golden banana thieves? Evil bakers? Kidnappers?
Everything about this movie holds together a bit like when you're in college and you watch a movie while drinking and try to remember the plot later. I was stone cold sober, and yet trying to hold the movie in my mind is like waking from a sweaty fever dream wrapped in pool of prescription medicated hallucinations.
I do know the characters were snappy dressers.
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only bad guys would so brazenly mix stripes and patterns |