Watched: 06/14/2024
Format: 4K disc
Viewing: Second
Director: Adam Wingard
The thing about this movie is that, from the first minute, it's more or less the chaos I look for in the last fifteen minutes of the best popcorn movies.
This movie is, technically, really dumb. The "this story makes no sense" stuff I'll spend a post crying about most of the time isn't just there, it's the whole shooting match. It's mostly just highly silly and unlikely things happening, scene after scene, and Rebecca Hall in a pixie cut saying out loud what is happening so the kids watching don't get lost.
And I could not be happier with the results.
If you're looking for a recent Godzilla movie with a moral center and a story about the human condition - I have amazing news for you. But this is not that movie.
Yes, yes, there's some nice stuff about mothers and daughters thrown in there. But you're here to see Kong smack some other apes with a smaller ape. You want to see Godzilla suplex Kong. You want to see people flying around in a crazy spaceship thing blasting classic rock. You want to see monsters duking it out in a major metropolitan area. And mysterious people and their underground culture and maybe magic? Sure. Let's just say magic. And Titan Dentistry (which is what I would call my practice if I became a dentist all-of-a-sudden).
This movie is colorful, and loud and incredibly goofy, and I am not secretly glad it exists. After the dour start to the Monsterverse, the direction of these movies has found out how to be something genuinely fun - because they were in no way nailing the "big monsters, big feelings for humans" thing they were trying.
It will be interesting to see how they try to make this work with Season 2 of Monarch, because half of what Monarch brought to the table, this movie was like "ha ha! NOPE!" and did its own thing.
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