At Halloween, ANYTHING can be SEXY

I did not make any of these up, by the way.


Brian. You know, the dog from The Family Guy? Yeah.




Cowabunga! You know what needed sexing up? TURTLE POWER!!!! Then again, I think Kevin Eastman married Julie Strain and publishes Heavy Metal these days, so this must seem like part of that continuum...




Yes, that is, in fact, Sexy Female V for Vendetta




I don't even know where to start...




You can't confuse me by changing the Olive Oyl thing this late in the game. I call foul.




Uhm.




I do not want to know what is going on with you if Sexy Big Bird works for you




You cannot unsee Sexy Spongebob Squarepants



Optimus Prime and Bumble Bee